The Most Innovative Pro
Football Coach You've
Never Heard Of — With
NO Playbook!
"…That's Super, but
I'M HERE TO
LOSE WEIGHT!!"
NEW Breakthrough!
✅ MASTER the
#1 Personal Skill on Earth…
(…by Next Friday Morning!!)
ON DEMAND WEIGHT LOSS!
ft. "Caloric Confusion!" — (try saying that 10x…)
Some folks believe this 1-on-1 Coaching is hypnosis…
…it's etchNOtherapy! — I say: it's BORE'g,
okay, maybe a Bore'g Trance(?).
This is for You if:
1)- You are Crazy Busy!
2)- You are Wildly Successful! ("An 'A' player!")
3)- You are an "INSPIRER!(?)" (—a word?)
…You INSPIRE KiDs, Family, Friends, Employees, Neighbors &/or Colleagues!
If you're always there for 'your people,' when it counts,
…And so that you can continue 'being-there' for those that count on you,
You Need to MASTER the—
…If You need to get Weight Loss Help Now, so you can MASTER — the #1 Personal Skill on Earth — ON DEMAND WEIGHT LOSS! by next Friday morning:
START Your 2-part application process NOW at The Lifetime Guarantee.com (…about 4 minutes of Your time, 9 questions).
MASTERING this Skill Training can Not be "Unlearned," can Not be Taxed, & can Never be taken from You! (Yes!— This is 1-on-1 Coaching with COACHetch!)
—With The LIFETIME GUARANTEE!
"If my application is accepted, What does all this mean?"
It means that within about 2-weeks of starting (with a results-are-Never-typical — typical 30-pound weight-loss goal — as just an example…), You will have achieved about 30+% of Your original 6-to-9-month Weight-Loss "Goal"!
(It's not at all unusual for many of our past & current *55[$]-kF3* clients to reach 80+% of their original Weight-Loss Goal in less than 50-days!! — that's 80+%!)
…Some football folks call this the "2-TD" (no, not for Touchdowns!… for "2-TAP-Diet").
But we just call it the 2-TAP.
The 2-TAP is based on this:
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FACT: Virtually every adult human being gains unhealthy, unwanted weight — multiple times — throughout life!
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…And, based on this fact, the one question nobody asks when considering an expensive weight loss strategy (Actually nobody can answer this question after just reading the latest diet book… THAT WE PROBABLY EVEN ENJOYED! And got valuable pointers from…):
Q: Let's Say about 3 years from now — the 30th of May, 2026 — You jump on the scale & SURPRISE!— You're up 18-pounds!!
"What to do?"
Do You re-read chapters 7, 8 & 12 of "the diet book"?
…Maybe re-watch video 4, module 2, PLUS videos 1 & 2 of the 5th module(?) — Ya know, the "FREE" training that came with the piece of hyper-expensive exercise equipment that at least matches the furniture down in the basement(?)…
…Whaddabout the "Meal-a-Deal" deck of playing cards, or the 5 laminated, colorful PDF "cheat-sheets"?
…How many different ways can kale be prepared, with a light mist of olive oil (Oops, too much!), before it gets BORE'g?
…And think about the same question when considering as-high-as $35+K "gastric-Balloon-Band" surgery!
(Do you believe it's impossible to gain unhealthy, unwanted weight after that? — "Reasonable Financing Available" though! —lol…)
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Keep in mind, the question was about 3 years from now!…
…How about near the end of September— 2, 3 months from now(!)?
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The main foundational principles of the 2-TAP are:
—It was built entirely on top of The LIFETIME GUARANTEE.com (—And that's the url to apply, or just 'click' …about 4 minutes of Your time, 9 questions).
And,
—"If somebody cares about you, they wanna put You in a position Not to need them!"
…And even-though you get 6-weeks of support — many find this next statement "indelicate," but what do you expect from "football_boy" here, who started his coaching career in 1976, with each of the 8 12-year-olds who showed-up for practice on Day 1, coming from neighboring Compton, Calif.? — The 2-TAP is designed & delivered as if I die immediately after our last phone call!
(btw, You won't read that anywhere on my wikEepedialyte page! —lol ⁚∘)
So, It may make more sense now when we say:
"…MASTERING this Skill Training can Not be "Unlearned," can Not be Taxed, & can Never be taken from You! (Yes!— This is 1-on-1 Coaching with COACHetch!)
NEW Breakthrough!
✅ MASTER the
#1 Personal Skill on Earth…
(…by Next Friday Morning!!)
ON DEMAND WEIGHT LOSS!
(…about 4 minutes of Your time, 9 questions)
Just Some of Our Trusted Weight Loss "Advisory Board," Research Team…
(…to learn more about the person, click on any of the 9 photos below ⁚∘)
Found My Fitness.com
"…Dedicated to the pursuit of longevity and optimal health — Rhonda has become one of the leading public health educators on the brain, aging, cancer, nutrition & general health… Her most recent significant studies: sauna use focusing on health span benefits."
Dr. Rhonda Patrick - Biomedical Science
University of TN + St. Jude Children's Research, Memphis
Peter Attia MD.com
"…Is the founder of Early Medical, a medical practice that applies the principles of Medicine 3.0 to patients with the goal of lengthening their lifespan and simultaneously improving their health span. — His podcast 'The Drive' covers health & medicine."
Dr. Peter Attia - MD + B.Sc., applied mathematics & mechanical engineering
Stanford University + Johns Hopkins Hosp.
Stan Efferding.com
"…Is one of only 10 men in the world to ever total over 2,300 pounds as a World Record holding powerlifter. And as having been an IFBB Professional Bodybuilder, Stan holds the title as the World's Strongest Bodybuilder. He trains a variety of athletes in most all professional sports."
Stan Efferding - Exercise Science
University of Oregon
(Nutrition + Sports Training)
NEVER-ENDING RESEARCH
…Mentors to Many
@BenBikmanPhD
"…Best-selling author of 'Why We Get Sick,' Benjamin Bikman is associate professor of Physiology & Cell Biology at BYU. He is currently exploring the contrasting roles of insulin and ketones as key drivers of metabolic function & mitochondrial function."
Dr. Benjamin Bikman - PhD, Bioenergetics & metabolic disorders + founding member, insulinIQ.com
Andrew D. Huberman, PhD
"…has made numerous significant contributions to the fields of brain development, brain function and neural plasticity, which is the ability of our nervous system to rewire and learn new behaviors, skills and cognitive functioning. His famous podcast: HubermanLab.com."
Dr. Andrew Huberman - Stanford Univ., associate professor of Neurobiology & of Opthalmology
Jessie Inchauspé
"…is a French biochemist & author. Her two books— Glucose Revolution: The Life-Changing Power of Balancing Your Blood Sugar & Glucose Goddess Method: The 4-Week Guide to Cutting Cravings, Getting Your Energy Back, and Feeling Amazing! Her popular iG: Glucose Goddess"
Jessie Inchauspé - Biochemist, studied at Georgetown University, & King's College London (focus: blood sugar/glucose)
COMBINING for THOUSANDS of TESTIMONIALS & WORLD-WIDE ACCLAIM!…
—Immeasurable Contributions to Weight Loss!—
@DrJasonFung
"…a podcast featuring a world renowned expert on Intermittent Fasting & insulin regulation? You can bet Dr. Fung has been a guest. Often multiple times! He's also a prolific author of books like: 'The Obesity Code,' 'The Longevity Solution,' & 'The Diabetes Code.'"
Dr. Jason Fung - MD + internal medicine residency at University of Toronto & nephrology fellowship at UCLA
Dr. Gabrielle Lyon
"Know for her unique 'Institute for Muscle Centric Medicine,' Dr. Lyon is a nationally recognized speaker & media contributor specializing in brain + thyroid health, lean body mass support, & longevity. She is a functional medicine physician, & PhD in osteopathic medicine."
@drgabriellelyon - MD + PhD, & board-certified in family medicine. Her world-renowned practice is on Broadway, NY, NY
@DavidSinclairPhD
"…is a professor in the department of Genetics & co-Director of the center for Biology of Aging Research at Harvard Medical School. He is best known for his work on understanding why we age & how to slow its effects. Born in Australia, his mission: Extend healthy lifespan for all."
Dr. David Sinclair -PhD in Molecular Genetics, Univ. of New South Wales. Later, postdoctoral researcher, MiT
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